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[Gordon's Silence]

I'll be honest with you.

I feel bad for you, taking part in that piece of shit collab.

Seriously, that Orange Box collab was the worst fucking collab i've ever seen in my life. Just about everything that can go wrong with a collab, happened there. The only reason that it is over 3.00 is because of all the Portal and Team Fortress fanboys. It was so bad, I couldn't even write a review (i don't do that often, anyway).

I am a cynic, which seperates me from the dumb crowd. Yes I actually watched through all the flashes, with lots of pain, and near the end this piece of gold finally appeared (i saw it in that trailer ...).

I gotta say, the art style is great and the joke about the whole silence of Gordon Freeman was good. Too bad you didn't create something much longer. It would have destroyed that whole collab thing. I actually wonder if I would ever create something Half-Life related in the next time ... nahh ... probably not. It still makes me wonder how few the amount of HL flashes is anyway.

(This review ends here, before I end up writing too much shit)

Greensinge responds:

Thanks a lot. I really appreciate the review, and referring to my part as a 'piece of gold' is just the icing on top!

Cheers!

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Fucking awesome ... but now a serious question ...

Are you by chance John Kricfalusi ... or related ... or ... how the hell did you copy his style that perfect ?! Ren & Stimpy all the way ! Thats not just some coincidence, it can't be ... >:(

When Tom Cruise points his finger at the PC, this was EXACTLY how Ren & Stimpy was animated in the first season ... it's totally confusing me, you've got to tell me.

LULZunlimited responds:

John K's animation style is one of my biggest and most recent influences. I love those "YOOOOOUUUU!!!!" + GIANT POINTING FINGER cliches from Ren & Stimpy. My drawing style is a little different of course (watch closely) but I was going for a Spumco feel for some of the scenes and characterizations.
So, no, I'm not John Kricfalusi, but someday I will steal his skin and wear it like a suit.

[Bbq-ish Cop]

YOU GET A REWARD !!!11

BAHAHAHAHA, this probably your best BBQBeefburger movie ever, so far. It had a plot, action, superb voice acting and a shitload of humor !

Damn i thought the movie would end at the fart joke, but instead BBQ finished off some drug dealing pizza headed bastard ! Yay !

BBQBeefburgerman is more badass than Mr.T and Chuck Norris together.

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Thank you my good man.

[Axis and Allies (4/16)]

You are god, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF !

Hey there, remember me ? I have reviewed the cat scene before. I just came by at the portal to discover your movie.

Man you fucking rock. Your flash techniques impress me. The whole movie is so damn smooth, the sounds are clear as hell, and i couldn´t stop laughing at that scene with "Hans von Dumm" or whoever jumping into the Panzerfaust rocket. That scene with the tank was damn cool.

You are on a way to perfection, i smell it.

The scene with the cat ran even better than last time.

Oh and that music at the start, showing the sarge marching with his troops ... thats from "Sacrifice" by Shiny Entertainment who also made MDK. Im playing through this game right now and i noticed it instantly.

I wish you would have atleast added some ending, because such a fast ending can sometimes ruin the fun.

Goddamn it, im not even half as talented as you. I´ve never seen something better animated before !

AngryMouse14 responds:

Thanks so much, mate! Yeah, I'll definately have to finish this movie now... Thanks for all the feedback.

And thanks for the info on the Sacrifice music - I'll put that all in now. Cheers!

[Command & Conquer : Short]

A generals short O_o

Haha, it seems like Tom Fulp has improved the search engine, because i just wrote Command & Conquer in it and never saw this one in there.

Anyway i think ive seen it before, but just came across it again. It was a nice try, but the graphics, sounds and the fast ending ruined the joke which could have been good...

Dragonman11 responds:

Ah well, im not too proud of it myself, but ah well. Thanks for the review.

[A&A: "Katzenproblem"]

Damn that cat ...

This cat over there looked so stupid, i just had to love it.

Anyway, the second time he unsafed his Luger totally ruined the timing and the "surprise" ending ... I cant describe it... it just doesn´t fit... maybe remove the unsaving to make it faster.

Yeah ET is a cool game, but fuck, way too many XPSave Servers...

AngryMouse14 responds:

You're supposed to think he was chambering it to shoot the cat, but I see what you mean.

This is from a big flash movie I'm putting together, and I took out the first time he chambered the pistol. It helps.

Thanks for the review!

[Mario's Blocks]

Amusing

Very cool mix of effects and sprites, indeed. The drawings of Mario in the last scene were the best (graphical) part of the movie.

So what i found damn interesting about this movie, is the variety of sounds you used.

Lemme check this:

Duke Nukem 3D (I tried to extract them myself, never worked, is there a page to get them ?)

Command & Conquer : Renegade

Doom 3

Heroes of Might and Magic II (w00t, where/how did you get that battle win sound ?)

... and some others ...

Anyway, is that a small Dune sandworm that killed Luigi at the end ?

UberAoC responds:

Yeah that last Mario illustration took a while to make. I just can't stop laughing at it!

You are the first person to take notice to the sounds. The Duke Nukem gun sounds were ripped by me with a very fascinating program called "Advanced MP3/WMA Recorder" made by XAudioTools. It rips ANY sound going through the speakers perfectly- great for collecting those hard to get sounds. Got the C&C:R sounds that way too, as well as Doom 3. That victory music was actually picked up from a game nobody's ever heard of called "1602 AD". They probably stole it, lol!

There's a ton of other sounds used too. Some come from this great site called "The Recordist" (Google it).

Oh and I originally intended that to be a small Dune Sandworm that ate up Luigi, although a lot of people think it's a Tremors worm. Thanks for the very well thought out review!

[PPGZ in a Nutshell]

ARGH THE JAPS FUCKED PPG

You just got my attention on this fucking gay anime shit. What the fuck did they do to the Power Puff Girls series !?

I saw that crap on youtube, i still can´t believe it. Imagine they would do that bullshit to Johnny Bravo ! Oh my god, anime is going to destroy the rest of the few good shows left, soon ...

ARRRGHH THIS IS PURE PAIN.

Wonchop responds:

I'm waiting for anime Mr Benn

[Bbq-ish evening at bar]

Yo BBQ

Congratulations, you made frontpage ! Anyway, i think your BBQBeefburgerman figure should explode at the end. That would fit perfectly !

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Yes it appears i made fp.

Thanks for review.

[Quite an bbq-ish evening]

BURGERS FOR EVERYONE

Hey BBQBeefburgerman, those new movies you bring out recently rock !

But i actually really didn´t like that music video spam... that sucked (the ones with the moving Mr.T etc...) !

Well anyway, the chinese one and this made my day.

Newgrounds crashed while i tried to write this review...

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Thank you fine mister.