Score: 8

"I'll be honest with you."

submission: Gordon's Silence

date: September 4, 2008

I feel bad for you, taking part in that piece of shit collab.

Seriously, that Orange Box collab was the worst fucking collab i've ever seen in my life. Just about everything that can go wrong with a collab, happened there. The only reason that it is over 3.00 is because of all the Portal and Team Fortress fanboys. It was so bad, I couldn't even write a review (i don't do that often, anyway).

I am a cynic, which seperates me from the dumb crowd. Yes I actually watched through all the flashes, with lots of pain, and near the end this piece of gold finally appeared (i saw it in that trailer ...).

I gotta say, the art style is great and the joke about the whole silence of Gordon Freeman was good. Too bad you didn't create something much longer. It would have destroyed that whole collab thing. I actually wonder if I would ever create something Half-Life related in the next time ... nahh ... probably not. It still makes me wonder how few the amount of HL flashes is anyway.

(This review ends here, before I end up writing too much shit)

Score: 10

"Fucking awesome ... but now a serious question ..."

submission: ScientLOLojyuuichi!!

date: February 7, 2008

Are you by chance John Kricfalusi ... or related ... or ... how the hell did you copy his style that perfect ?! Ren & Stimpy all the way ! Thats not just some coincidence, it can't be ... >:(

When Tom Cruise points his finger at the PC, this was EXACTLY how Ren & Stimpy was animated in the first season ... it's totally confusing me, you've got to tell me.

Score: 10

"YOU GET A REWARD !!!11"

submission: Bbq-ish Cop

date: May 5, 2007

BAHAHAHAHA, this probably your best BBQBeefburger movie ever, so far. It had a plot, action, superb voice acting and a shitload of humor !

Damn i thought the movie would end at the fart joke, but instead BBQ finished off some drug dealing pizza headed bastard ! Yay !

BBQBeefburgerman is more badass than Mr.T and Chuck Norris together.

Score: 10

"You are god, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF !"

submission: Axis and Allies (4/16)

date: April 16, 2007

Hey there, remember me ? I have reviewed the cat scene before. I just came by at the portal to discover your movie.

Man you fucking rock. Your flash techniques impress me. The whole movie is so damn smooth, the sounds are clear as hell, and i couldn´t stop laughing at that scene with "Hans von Dumm" or whoever jumping into the Panzerfaust rocket. That scene with the tank was damn cool.

You are on a way to perfection, i smell it.

The scene with the cat ran even better than last time.

Oh and that music at the start, showing the sarge marching with his troops ... thats from "Sacrifice" by Shiny Entertainment who also made MDK. Im playing through this game right now and i noticed it instantly.

I wish you would have atleast added some ending, because such a fast ending can sometimes ruin the fun.

Goddamn it, im not even half as talented as you. I´ve never seen something better animated before !

Score: 9

"So rebaz..."

submission: Be Sprited 3

date: September 18, 2006

Seems like you used the C&C screams i sent you... lawl.

Score: 4

"A generals short O_o"

submission: Command & Conquer : Short

date: August 24, 2006

Haha, it seems like Tom Fulp has improved the search engine, because i just wrote Command & Conquer in it and never saw this one in there.

Anyway i think ive seen it before, but just came across it again. It was a nice try, but the graphics, sounds and the fast ending ruined the joke which could have been good...

Score: 8

"Damn that cat ..."

submission: A&A: "Katzenproblem"

date: August 24, 2006

This cat over there looked so stupid, i just had to love it.

Anyway, the second time he unsafed his Luger totally ruined the timing and the "surprise" ending ... I cant describe it... it just doesn´t fit... maybe remove the unsaving to make it faster.

Yeah ET is a cool game, but fuck, way too many XPSave Servers...

Score: 9

"Amusing"

submission: Mario's Blocks

date: August 6, 2006

Very cool mix of effects and sprites, indeed. The drawings of Mario in the last scene were the best (graphical) part of the movie.

So what i found damn interesting about this movie, is the variety of sounds you used.

Lemme check this:

Duke Nukem 3D (I tried to extract them myself, never worked, is there a page to get them ?)

Command & Conquer : Renegade

Doom 3

Heroes of Might and Magic II (w00t, where/how did you get that battle win sound ?)

... and some others ...

Anyway, is that a small Dune sandworm that killed Luigi at the end ?

Score: 8

"ARGH THE JAPS FUCKED PPG"

submission: PPGZ in a Nutshell

date: August 3, 2006

You just got my attention on this fucking gay anime shit. What the fuck did they do to the Power Puff Girls series !?

I saw that crap on youtube, i still can´t believe it. Imagine they would do that bullshit to Johnny Bravo ! Oh my god, anime is going to destroy the rest of the few good shows left, soon ...

ARRRGHH THIS IS PURE PAIN.

Score: 9

"Yo BBQ"

submission: Bbq-ish evening at bar

date: July 27, 2006

Congratulations, you made frontpage ! Anyway, i think your BBQBeefburgerman figure should explode at the end. That would fit perfectly !